I smell sex and candy

Well, maybe not exactly, but I did eat chocolate. Oof... is it possible to gain 10 pounds in the 5 minutes I took to eat that chocolate? Darn it... I'm bustin' out all over the place.

My already small shirt makes me feel slightly Winnie the Pooh-ish.


So, weekend is over... Monday is gone... what did Zuper encounter?

Zu went to see My Super Ex-girlfriend on Friday... what a load of crap.

Then, the skater/rocker/biker concert on Saturday... local bands again (Bazodee truly rocks!!! and Burn sang some Zuper Zongs!!!) Had a bit of a scary ordeal - an encounter with a guy whose money and power got to his head and he paid off a big guy to "fix" a friend of mine... so while I sat in the car praying to get out of this safely, he was being "scared off and fixed"... ooof. Thank God that only involved a busted lip. My prayers were answered and the fear subsided after a couple hours... Thank God. The only other time I felt like that was when the taxi I was in got robbed... total and utter helplessness.

It's silly that only then do I really feel the need for God... yes, sure - I feel (and most probably are) utterly helpless in that situation, but I wish I could want God all the time like that. But not in those circumstances, of course.

Just to imagine things like this happen all the time - and even more worser things... it's baffling. I tell you... there must be justice in the world.

Then I went to watch a movie at S's place. He fell asleep... and I totally enjoyed Memoirs of a Geisha. Then is when I found out some things about S...

1. He snores... loudly
2. He can do chinese dances
3. He plays the bass even when sleeping

I swear... some chinee song come on, and my boy sleeping away eh... next thing I see shoulder movements and ting - in time with the "ching ching" of the tune too eh. Presh-uh. And then, at other times, quite randomly, his fingers would twiddle like he's plucking the strings of a guitar.

Then was church Sunday morning - I hearted the message... Pastor talked about Forgiveness and Reconciliation. So wonderful. "Forgiveness is mandatory and recommended... Roconciliation is optional and sometimes not the wise decision".

Love it.

Then - went to see "John Tucker must die"... another load to fill the crapper bowl. Oi. Or like a friend of mine said when inviting me to see the movie: "John F*cker Mus' Dead". Trinis.

Remember "how do you pop rock?"... I got another one:

On the phone last night, I said:

Darn, I feel hungry

(ok ok... that's the translated version... it was more like, oh gorm boy... ah horngry!)

Maybe I'd do some chicken strips

Pause on the phone... then laughter. Reply was:

Maaaan... I thought you said you were gonna get some chickens to strip.


The image of a stripping chicken to some porno music was too vivid... I laughed for probably 15 minutes straight.


Oh yeah... remember that the buggers didn't want to give me a new PC... well, my old PC is protesting for me at least... this is the second time since the departmental upgrade that the motherboard has crashed... oh yeah, baby... in yo' face.




*Zue-zoe goes back into fat land... now that she found out how to gain a million pounds in 1 second, she has to find out how to lose 2 million in just half a second... off to consult Professor Klump*